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[Carlomm73]

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Non mi torna tanto il fatto che fossero in 30: per un addio al celibato mi sembrano tantini

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[Sévero]

Notare le specifiche tra parentesi

 

[Sévero]

Questa si che è una funzione innovativa che oltretutto non necessita che la batteria sia carica

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10204788706308069

Modificato October 3, 2014 at 07:34 da Sévero

[Sévero]

[Sévero]

[Kraven VanHelsing]

Every hole in my body has been penetrated – outside of marriage – by a lover’s cock.


There, I said it.So, um. Yeah. I cheated on my husband Harold on a number of occasions. First, I felt guilt, but was I right to feel this way? I was empathic. I was sympathetic. I was trying to figure out what was right and what was wrong. But was I affirmed? No. At the time I confessed my “sins†to him, I had engaged in extramarital affairs with four other men, and I said two dangerous words:
“I’m sorry.â€
I felt like the bad guy, I felt like the villain – but then…something changed. I snapped out of this patriarchy-induced trance when I noticed that Harold became even more upset at the news that three of the four men I had slept with were black. Wait – what? Was he really stooping to that? Somehow this act – which the patriarchy had deemed “wrong†– was somehow more wrong because their dicks were bigger?
The activist in me took over. I grew angry. I was angry for all the women who had been made to feel like the villain because of a moment of weakness in a sea of oppression. I was angry for all the persecuted minorities who are held to stricters standards for the same crime. He had the GALL to judge me negatively while he HIMSELF was some domineering puppet of a larger power hierarchy?
And thus, I attacked. I described in detail the large, dark members that entered me from different angles, from different positions. I described every squeal of extramarital ectasy I uttered on our bed while he was at work. I just couldn’t take it, and it was during those moments that I realized the TRUTH of the situation; I was NOT sorry, and every inch of my lover’s cock that penetrated my backside signified my fortitude – my strength to assign responsibility where it was due. The strength to realize that it was not my fault that I cheated.
The strength to stand up on behalf of every woman who was made to feel marginalized because her live-in domineering monster pushed her to into the arms of another man. What followed was a microcosm of the patriarchy’s own impending crumble – Harold broke. He cried. I cried. We cried together, and in the end….there was understanding.
And then, as he cried in my arms, I took the higher ground; I forgave him.
But this is something people seldom understand. Alas, it would be the height of irresponsibility for myself – or anyone – to accumulate this kind of wisdom without making an attempt to teach.
I am a teacher. And I am affirmed. And most pertinently – I’m not sorry.
Are you?
~ Desiree Meyers-Liebowitz

 

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[alessandrosecchi]

[alessandrosecchi]

Mazzarri spiega al Liga che se avesse dedicato "Una vita da mediano" a Kovacic avrebbe vinto col Cagliari

 

[Sévero]

Un passeggero nel taxi tocca la spalla del tassista per chiedergli qualcosa.

Il tassista fa un grido strepitoso, perde il controllo della vettura, manca per poco un pullman, sbatte contro un marciapiede e si ferma a pochi centimetri da una vetrina.

Ci sono un paio di secondi di silenzio totale, e poi il tassista dice:
La prego non lo faccia mai più. Mi ha spaventato a morte!
Il passeggero si scusa e dice:
Non immaginavo che lei si sarebbe spaventato così semplicemente toccandole una spalla!!!

Il tassista risponde:
Vabbé non è proprio colpa sua, ma oggi è il mio primo giorno di lavoro come tassista,

sa negli ultimi 25 anni ho guidato sempre un carro funebre...

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[mur354n80]

STORIA DEL CAVALLO, DELL'OCA E DEL PORSCHE CAYENNE

Un cavallo e un'oca stanno passeggiando nel bosco quando, all'improvviso, il cavallo finisce nelle sabbie mobili. Non riuscendo ad uscire, il cavallo dice all'oca di tornare alla fattoria a prendere il Porsche Cayenne del padrone.

L'oca torna con il Cayenne, il cavallo si aggrappa e riesce a mettersi in salvo.

Il giorno dopo, per vedere se il cavallo è un amico riconoscente, l'oca torna nel bosco insieme al cavallo e finisce di proposito dentro alle sabbie mobili.

L'oca chiede aiuto al cavallo, chiedendogli di andare a prendere il Cayenne.

Invece il cavallo apre le gambe e porge il suo pisello all'oca.

L'oca si aggrappa e si salva.

MORALE:

Se hai il pisello lungo, non serve un Porsche Cayenne per rimorchiare un'oca...............

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[JoeBlack]

e giusto "DU RISATE" ... perché a me vien da piangere...

 

[61066]

[61066]

Mazzarri spiega al Liga che se avesse dedicato "Una vita da mediano" a Kovacic avrebbe vinto col Cagliari

 

 

"Grande Vasco!"

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[61066]

Il futuro delle corse

[AleMans]

[Samurai]

è tanto grave se non riconosco il personaggio nell'avatar di gio?